Thursday-April 25th, 2024 

If You Ain’t A POSLOGGER… You Ain’t Nuthin’!

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Announcements:

There Are Two Types Of People In This World… POSLOGGERS, And Those Who Wanna Be Like POSLOGGERS! 😎

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As News Breaks Out All Over The Globe And PosLog Is Left Feverishly Focusing His Response, One Prevailing Thought Persists… ‘Where JLO At??’

Call The Police. 😎

Choosing Between Paige Hurd And Meagan Good. Even Though She Has 11-Years On Paige, I’ve Got Meagan Good All The Way! 😎

Selena Gomez Speaks Out On Her Social Media Break.

Shelley Duvall Starred In ‘The Shining’ With Jack Nicholson Back In 1980. She Just Turned 74… But Unfortunately She Now Resembles A 150-Year-Old, Snaggle-Toothed Witch Standing Over A Cauldron. WOW!

“Have Straight Guys Ever Worn Ascots?”

A. Perhaps.

“Have They Worn Them In This Century?”

A. Not To My Knowledge.

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Aubrey Paige Sends A Message To Internet Trolls Following Her Breakup With Ryan Seacreast: “F*ck You!”

She May Not Be Addressing PosLog Specifically By Name, But Nonetheless, Message Received.

Aubrey, Question… “Aren’t You Afraid That Now He Will Find A Woman More Open To Testing The Outer Boundaries Of His Peculiar Sexuality??”

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Update: This Is Also A Bad Picture Of Aubrey, Because In This Particular Photo She Resembles Mike (The Situation) Sorrentino, From Jersey Shore. 😂

Okay POSLOGGERS… Start Placing Your Bets Now! Kelly Is Purported To Be At Her Lowest Weight Ever. Statistically Speaking, It Can Only Go In The Other Direction From Here.

Although She Hasn’t Officially Broken Her Diet, Witnesses Have Called In Reports Of A Woman Fitting Her Description Sniffing Discarded Hamburger Wrappers. So It Can’t Be Long Now. 😂

IMO, In Every Lesbian Relationship There Are Two Roles Being Played. There’s Always A Hardcore ‘Butch’ Type. And Then There’s A Softer Prettier One, Who’s A Lesbian At The Moment But Wouldn’t Turn Down A Chance For Some Hot Dick If The Situation Presented Itself.

I’ll Let POSLOGGERS Be The Judge On Who’s Playing Which Specific Position On This Particular Team. 😂

This Is Pretty Sad To See. As Hot As Courteney Cox Was When She Was Young… Her Daughter Is A 3, LOL.

And This Is AFTER A $500 West Hollywood Facial, Full Makeup, And A Complimentary Ginkgo Biloba Drink. 😎

Okay POSLOGGERS, This Sh*t Is Coming To A Head, And I Don’t Have A Great Feeling About The Outcome.

Earlier This Week, The NYPD Locked Up Over 100 Columbia University Squatters. They Responded By Immediately Setting Up Shop Again The Very Next Day.

This New Group Vowed To Remain There As Long As Possible. However Wealthy Jews Just Gave The NYC Powers That Be An Ultimatum: ‘Get Rid Of Them Muhf*ckas!’ We’ll Have To Wait And See How This Shakes Out.

News Block:

Chris Pine Looks Neither Male Nor Female In This Picture, Which Is Scary Enough In Its Own Right, LOL.

However The Salient Issue In This Matter Is That The 43-Year-Old Looks Like He’s 72! WTAF? 😂

Why Does 62-Year-Old Rocker Jon Bon Jovi Look Like An 80-Year-Old, Ugly Woman?? 😁

If You Wanna Bang One Of The Willis Daughters, You Just Might Get Lucky. Their Bodies Look Great And Ugly Girls Are Usually Horny. Just Bring A Few Paper Bags To Put Over Their Heads. After All, They ARE Bruce And Demi’s Daughters. 😂😂🤣

Update: Scout (The Brunette) Is Alright, And She’s Got Great Legs Also. I’ve Had Women Just As Ugly Without Using A Paper Bag, And It Wasn’t Bad. It’s Always Good To Have Protection Though, LOL.

Yet Kanye Is Hell Bent On Going To ‘The Other Place’, LOL. Just As Long As Hell Has Restaurants Where He Can Take Bianca When She’s 90% Naked, Kanye Is Good. 😁

Democrats Want Trump Locked Up So Badly, They’re Willing To Risk Keeping The Country In The Hands Of A Person Who Can Barely Remember What Day Of The Week It Is. Mah Goodness!

Emma Stone Claims She Didn’t Call Jimmy Kimmel ‘A Prick’ At The Oscars. We Can Believe Emma Right? The Woman Who Campaigned For Her Latest Oscar Win For Over A Year, But During Her Acceptance Speech Pretended Like It Was The Greatest Miracle She Never Saw Coming.

He Was Branded In Mainstream Media As The Notorious ‘Ugly Pig’, Who For Decades Tarnished Hollywood By Brandishing His Power In Order To Sexually Assault Unsuspecting Female Actresses And Staff Members.

When He Was Finally Convicted, It Seemingly Placed A Lid On The Case Of Hollywood’s Biggest Power Abusing Sexual Predator, Setting Off An International Movement That Thrives Even Bigger Today Than It Did After His Conviction.

Now That Weinstein’s Conviction Is Overturned… Exactly What Does That Mean For Hollywood And The World At Large?